Welp, my band SPELLS played a banging show this past weekend at Hi-Dive in Denver with the The Nervous, Best Creeps, and OBN III's. A blast of a time, the crowd had what I would call a perfect set. And during said show of infinite gnar, we introduced a brand new song to the world - a song called THE FREAKOUT!
"What's it about?", you ask. Well it's only the hottest new dance crazy sweepin' the nation. All the babes and hunks are doing it. How's it work? What are the steps? What are the rules? FOR FUCK'S SAKE! Aren't you tired of rules? Everyday with the rules. "Don't speed. Don't steal. Take breaks only when you're told. Don't jump off that to your welcome and inevitable death." Let it go! You see, that's the genius part of THE FREAKOUT!: there are no steps. No set moves. You gotta just freak the fuck out…oh, well, I'll let the lyrics I wrote for it explain it all out to you. See below:
THE FREAKOUT!
This craze…
Is so much bigger than all before
Those fads…
Had fancy gimmicks and asshole lore
'Cause all they'd do is regurgitate all the rules that we abhor
So if you're sick of the structure game, try the dance that's so much more…
The Freak Out!
Freak Out!
Ohhhhhh Freak Out!
Freak Out!
Now you're surely asking, what does the Shithead have in store?
Do we Dougie, do we Monkey Time, does it look like the Time Warp?
The only rule of THE FREAKOUT! dance: leave your hang-ups at the door
But you can spin, you can drool and shake, you can pass out on the floor…
Just Freak Out!!
Freak Out!!
F-F-F-F-F-F-Freak Out!
Freak Out!
(Bridge)
Do what you want, don't hesitate
Loosen up, yeah you'll get the hang
Do what you want, don't hesitate
Loosen up, now you got the hang
FREAK OUT!
She does it the right way!
FREAK OUT!
He's doing it the right way
FREAK OUT!
Ella does it the right way!
FREAK OUT!
I do it the right way!
FREAK OUT!
FREAK OUT!